A movement founded by myself, promoting conservation of energy, in an effort to postpone entropy. Followers are looked upon not as leeches to society, but activists, bailing out the universe from imminent doom with a cry of reason, often drowned out by shrills of "duuurrrr" from every dronish, hard-working idiot in the world.
I agree with Leo, butts, butts makes everyone happy, they are the reason as one may live happy! Why? Because it is the sole thing making sleep that much more special! I mean, if you lay all day long, then laying down in the bed won't be anything that great, that's why we need butts so we can "half-enjoy" it.